Missing Pockets

Have you ever thought about pockets before? Or the lack of pockets? All my shorts and most of my capris have no pockets. I need pockets. I carry my house key in a pocket so I don't lock myself out of the house. Now, I have to wear it on a lanyard around my neck. I have no place to carry my cell phone. No place to keep kleenix or bits of paper. No place for my cinnamon candy. But most of all, no place for my hands. What's a pocketless person to do?